Tuesday, May 6, 2008

An Open Letter to an Asshole

There’s nothing I love more than a good old fashioned screaming match over Gchat, particularly when it ends with cutting a complete douchebag out of my life. It all started with a conversation on amateur porn and it quickly escalated into a war. In my opinion, that of a 23 year old educated, multi-cultural, multi-lingual woman, these 18 and 19 year old little girls lack the self respect to know any better than to put up pictures of their boobs on the internet. On the other hand, this asshole says that it’s “self expression” and it’s no place for me to judge.

Well let me tell you something, or a few things, actually:
1. I was once an 18 year old girl and I’ve done or would have done many regrettable things. Certainly, there are things that I regret doing now.
2. Self expression should involve doing something creative and pornography is not it. There’s very little creativity involved in pointing a camera at your vagina and snapping a photo, then putting it online for millions of people to see. Self expression should be done through your mind, even bad poetry counts.
But clearly, the authority on sex is a 20-something year old overweight frat boy(yes, that is actually him in the picture...thanks Facebook.) Honey, you’re kidding yourself if you think you know anything about what’s going on in the mind of teenage girls. You don’t! You’re absofuckinglutely clueless. To claim that you know the psyche of a teenage girl is completely ridiculous and laughable.

I’m glad you had the audacity to accuse me of “being too scared or not having the self esteem to post those kinds of pics.” My mama raised me right! My sense of worth is not wrapped up in my looks and sexuality. I’ve got a mind of my own and I’m not afraid to use it. Or are you just bitter that I wouldn’t sleep with you and that I am completely immune to your charms and jiggly gut? I’m not one of those sorority skanks that you’re used to.

Props also for attacking not my argument but my personality. I think I’m better than everyone else? Perhaps, but does that affect the validity of the points I make? As far as I know, that’s a fallacy: Ad hominem. Look it up…or maybe they don’t have that on whatever amateur porn site you’re on.

Our so-called friendship has been great while it lasted and I truly wish you luck in finding some pathetic girl with enough low self esteem to let you stick it to her. Sayonara!

P.S. Using "l8ter" is not acceptable for anyone over age 10.

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