John Stewart is the thinking woman's sex symbol. Seriously, I want his babies and I don't care that he already has a cute family! Or do I...? No matter tho, John Stewart is sexy because he's smart, funny, cynical, and he looks like someone you can take home to mom (unless your mom hates the Jews). I LOVE him and his intelligent kind of sex appeal. People who fail to see this are retarded (sorry!) I like him even though he does the most God-awful impression of Bush I have EVER seen.