Liveblogging This Shit from O'Hare

Motherfuckers!!! United Airlines can suck a big fat dick. I'm serious. So maybe it's because I'm bitter because my flight got cancelled and I'm on standby along with everybody else. What the fuck?? There's something seriously wrong with stranding about 100 people and not giving a rat's ass about it. At least I didn't pay shit for my ticket but what about the people who did? HUH? Someone's got to be accountable for this. The sad part is that it's not the first or the last time that this has happened. I'm beyond pissed but somehow I managed to keep my outward cool throughout this whole ordeal. But believe me, I am fucking seething inside. I'm about to flip my shit in about 0.00001 seconds and it ain't gonna be pretty. Heads will fucking roll. Maybe I should write United a letter. It would go something like this:

"Dear United,

Take your 25 dollar voucher (that you so graciously offered me for all the trouble) and shove it up your ass. Like that's gonna make up for it! Fuck you...hard. This is a complete and utter lack for human respect. You deserved to go bankrupt you motherfucking piece of shit!

Sincerely,

me"

That's it, for now. I'm going to go back to listening to music and trying to not lose my head entirely. But I swear, if I do get on the next flight I will start going to church. Otherwise there is no God, and I was right all along.

Peace

Man Candy

Holy smokes!!! Djimon Hounsou is liquid dark chocolate that I just want to lick all over

Why I Love/Hate Christmas

Yep, it's Christmas day. Which means...I'm bored. So I got to thinking about the reasons why I like/dislike Christmas.
Reasons why I like Christmas:
1. PRESENTS!!!!
2. Store discounts
3. Holiday parties

Reasons why I hate Christmas:
1. Agonizing over what to get my friends, I always end up buying more crap for myself.
2. Spending time with my family, because they are CRAZY
3. All the fake joyous crap
4. Santa Claus- the schtick's up old man.
5. Everything's closed! Except CVS
6. Nothing good on TV. All they have is some lame holiday special
7. I'm atheist and celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ seems wrong

Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas everyone!
Santa did his job this year, considering that I've been really really bad, and got me a Starbucks giftcard to fuel my coffee addiction. Awesome!
Hope everyone got more or less what they wanted.

Love,

Chemskank

More Fun Conversations

Here's another recent conversation on Google Chat.

"me: his gf, btw...totally vanilla 'nilla
other chemskank: yeah
me: a chacun son gout
other chemskank: i knew he'd end up with a pretty blond
i mean shes not that pretty
but she'll look okay in the country club
me: HAHA!!!!!!"

Would You Rather...

...be caught masturbating in a public bathroom or be seen wearing Uggs for a whole week?

I'd pick the former- far less traumatizing.

FUggs

The boots I love to hate have done it yet again! This time it's even worse. And I thought it couldn't get any Ugglier. The over-the-knee version is even more hideous and less flattering than regular ones. Now you can make your whole leg, from ankle to thigh look like a big fucking tree stump! Hooray. Wait a second, I thought fashion was supposed to be flattering and functional. There's nothing about these boots that's either flattering OR functional (imagine trying to get those babies off at airport security)

However, I if see them in a store I will for sure try them on and post a picture, just for shits and giggles.