Baby Boom

Actually, scratch that. There IS something I'm pissed off about. Everyone and their sister is pregnant. J. LO, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie. Now Jessica Alba, Jaime Lynn Spears (she's 16 for fuck's sake!), and Lilly Allen. OYYY
Haven't these people heard of CONDOMS? Or BIRTH CONTROL PILLS? I know they're rich enough to afford both of those things. Oh, and Jaime Lynn, you're too young to be screwing some dude anyway! I'm feeling stabby just thinking about it.

Guys, learn to keep it in your pants. Or at least be responsible if you don't want the next 18 years to be a nightmare. But as always, people will always blame it on drugs and rock & roll...and the corruption of the society's young by liberals.

Hallelujah!!

As People reports, Jessica Alba is pregnant. This might be the best day of the year so far. She'll FINALLY not be the hottest thing on the planet (for like 8 months). Of course afterwards she'll regain her figure in about 2 weeks but whatever. I'm finally free to move on to another unattainable body ideal. Megan Fox, perhaps?