Naughty or Nice?

I started putting together a "Naughty" and a "Nice" list of public figures from 2007. The task was daunting, mainly because the "Naughty" list kept growing at an exponential pace whereas I barely managed to come up with a couple of names for the "Nice" list. So take a look and see who won't be getting any presents from Santa this year, and why.

Naughty (much, much abbreviated)

1. The Bush Administration- this includes G.W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Ari Fleischer, etc.

2. Vladimir Putin- for attempting to and succeeding at silencing the press and infringing upon the right to freedom of speech, criticizing your government, blah blah...all that constitutional rights stuff that nobody cares about

3. Kim Jong Il- for not believing that Jesus Christ died for his sins.

4. Pervez Musharraf- for declaring martial law and trying to seize power, also for not believing in the redeeming power of J.C.

5. Mitt Romney- just because he's a complete moron

6. Fox News/Ann Coulter- they go together like peanut butter and jelly, although a whole lot less delicious

7. Larry Craig- for being gay, Jesus doesn't like homos. OK, just kidding. He's on this list because he's a self-loathing hypocrite

8. Steve Jobs- for being an idick, charging 600 bucks for that silly little gadget (OMG, I want one!!!) then dropping the price a mere couple weeks later. Let the lynching begin!

9. Britney Spears/ Lindsay Lohan/ Paris Hilton- for being...themselves

10. Amy Winehouse- it hurts me to put her on this list but she's got to get her shit together stat


And finally...who's been Nice

1. Helen Thomas- White House correspondent, and the only person with balls

2. Hilary Clinton/Barack Obama- from proving that a viable presidential candidate doesn't have to be a middle aged white guy. I'd like to seem them on the ballot together *sigh* it will never happen

3. Ken Livingstone- "green" mayor of London

4. Benazir Bhutto- because she had the guts to come out of exile at the risk of being killed all in the name of democracy (are you taking notes G Dubya? you should be)

5. The Spice Girls- reuniting after 5 years!

6. Brangelina- adorable all around